Used this generator:
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1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Doduo
Me: Ummmmmm....
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Skitty
Me:All i need to do is bring a ball of string for him/her
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Pidgeot
Me:Gunna fail...
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Fearow
Me:GOTTA RUN!!!!!
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Togekiss
Me:Hello?
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Sawsbuck
Me:I love you sawsbuck...
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Linoone
Me:Whatever...
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Horsea
Me:Lol i don't live by the sea.... >
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Whirlipede
Me
uch... *dies of poison* XX
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Samurott
Me:I'M GUNNA KILL YOU SAMUROTT!!!!!
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Escavalier
Me: Ewww..... he banged my last night.... XX
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Boldore
Me:Wow.........
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Lilligant
Me:I'm not lesbian Lilligant...
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Pidove
Me: *crys*
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Ditto
Me:Cool he can be my dream man
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Masquerain
Me:Creepy...
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Bidoof
Me:Cool i can train him to chop down trees onto my enemys cars.
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Latias
Me:Whatever...he is gentle.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Ralts
Me:Creepy....
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Poliwhirl
Me: O.O